We will address what's grosser than gross here as well as some other cool stuff along the way!
Now, diphallics, have I found the girl for you!!! Often these women are unaware, but you can have two uteri, cervixes, and two vaginas. Apparently, there is a woman in the UK who has two lady caves and is offering $1 M for any takers so she can loser her girlhood on film, interesting. Usually the poons are one inside the other and ladies don't even notice the difference until they visit a veejay doctor. This condition is known as Uterus didelphys. You could totally marry a virgin and have tons of fornication before you do so! Wow, lucky girl! Now, to all you guys who just popped one, I ruin it for you on the next line! Hot, huh!
Now, while having a hematoma sucks--its only filled with blood (boring!), a teratoma is cool when you get to see what's inside. Might I like one inside or on my body, probably not, but if you do have a chance to see what's inside this sack of fun, I'm sure you will enjoy its contents or throw up all over the floor, either way, great fun. Its a bag filled with wonder, sometimes hair, skin tissue, teeth, eyelashes, awesome! You get to cut it open and see what's inside kinda like one of those Wonderball Candies!
Sebacious Cyst - If you are the popper and not the "poppee" of a sebacious cyst, you are the lucky one, because having a bump filled with sebum and puss sucks, but its like a big zit on a string, which you have to remove or it will come back, score. Righteous, man!!!