Showing posts with label voodoo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label voodoo. Show all posts

Friday, February 19, 2016

Free Horrors & Thrillers to Watch on a Rainy Day!

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring.  Actually, that's me.  I snore terribly loud.  There is recorded audio of me snoring in the possession of quite a few of my friends.  Sigh.  It's not just one or two of you.

Anyway, here's some stuff to watch, nice and atmospheric during a storm, since it's all blustery outside, here anyway.

I also need to mention, that a nose-hair just fell out of my nose onto my hand.  It was light brown.  I just thought I'd let you know.  It was about the size of an eyebrow hair.  I'd take a picture of it, but it was very small.



Angel Heart (1987) - Mickey Rourke portrays a private detective, who is hired by a character portrayed by Robert De Niro to find a legendary, missing singer, Johnny Favorite. The problem with this job is that whoever Mr. Angel, the detective, comes into contact with seems to meet a tragic end. It soon becomes apparent in New Orleans that Favorite had been dabbling in the dark arts.

You can watch it on Yidio by clicking here




Audrey Rose (1977) - A couple with a young daughter, who live in New York encounter a man who informs the couple that he believes their little girl, Ivy is the reincarnation of his daughter, who recently passed away.  The family, of course, think he's a quack, but they soon discover that perhaps, he isn't that.

You can watch it on Yidio by clicking here.




An American Werewolf in London (1981) - Two American college students are attacked by a big wolf while backpacking through England. One of the boys survive, but experiences horrific nightmares about his slain friend, who informs him that he's evolving into a werewolf.

You can watch it on Yidio by clicking here.


Shutter (2008) - A newlywed photographer and his wife decide to honeymoon in Japan while the male half of the couple works on a high profile job. The couple encounters a woman and collides with her as they make their way up a dark mountain at night. The couple is unable to locate the woman, dead or alive, so they continue up the mountain. However, the accident continues to plague the couple when the photographer starts seeing ghostly images in the pictures he develops.
You can watch it on Yidio by clicking here.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Nasty & Unappealing Folk Remedies & Magic

One of my first conversations with one of my oldest friends was a discussion about how in my white dress, I looked like a nurse carrying a voodoo satchel.  We were cutting class to go to the beach on a near 100-degree day on a summer day in Massachusetts.  Anyway, I knew we'd be friends for years to come when she told me that if you rubbed your period blood on a man's pork chops he'd be yours forever, according to a recent book on Santeria and Voodoo she had read at the school library.



That reminds me of the first item on this list.  How do you guys know that we never menstruated into your dinner or your cup of coffee?  Is that a fetish?  I bet it is.  It's like crimson showers. How sexy!



Menstrual Blood Coffee & Tea - According to some traditions of hoodoo, which is essentially practiced among residents of the Southern part of North America, as well as among a select population of Sicilian people, if you serve up drops of your menstrual blood in a tasty beverage, such as coffee or tea, or any other drink of meal, I'd imagine, (which I am sure is so totally filled with iron, and hopefully not Ebola, HIV, and Hepatitis, among other nasty pathogens and diseases), to the man, who is likely the object of your desire, you'll certainly become the object of his sexy time desires.  I suppose it's sort of like when a dog sniffs your crotch.  That's certainly an attractive image.  Speaking of which, are any of you guys thirsty?  Can I offer you something to drink?  I know you're parched!



Animal Poop &Beaver Balls as Contraception -  In Ancient Egyptian, women employed crocodile poop as a contraception method.  Being that crocodile dung is slightly alkaline, which is the case with spermicides used today, it may have actually worked.  However, i'd imagine if your wife or girlfriend's poon smelled like crap, it'd probably be a deterrent for anyone who came anywhere near it.  I wonder how they worked the crocodile patties up in there?  I'd like to be a fly on the wall in Ancient Egypt, but I'd be wearing a gas mask.  At one time, in North America, women would dunk dried beaver balls in alcohol and then drink the resulting mixture to avoid pregnancy.


Mercury - Mercury was once used as a therapy for Syphilis, which was quite recent, actually, in the Victorian era and slightly before.  It was arguably an effective treatment.  I'm quite sure that drinking or eating Mercury probably killed all sorts of things in your body.  In Ancient China, women used to drink Mercury as birth control.  Again, I'm sure it was effective.  I don't think Mercury was very good for your stomach, throat, mouth, or your lady parts.  Yeah, Mercury, I am sure was effective at killing anything or stopping anything from either growing or flourishing in your body.  Hi ho, quicksilver?




Saturday, January 17, 2015

VooDoo, Witchcraft, Familiars, and Poppet Dolls


Witchcraft and Voodoo are the two most misunderstood religions in the world, in my opinion. People tend to be misguided in their interpretations of these practices. Let me dispel some of these "dark age myths" for unenlightened souls.

Voodoo originated in what was a French slave colony at the time, Haiti, in the 18th century, when African religious practice was suppressed and enslaved Africans were forced to convert to Christianity. Voodoo incorporates elements and symbolism from many African Tribes and European spirituality such as Roman Catholicism, European mysticism, and Freemasonry.

The Voodoo faith holds that there is one deity, Bondye, the creator of the universe. Subordinate to this God are the Loas, lesser deities or saints who act as messengers between the Voodoo practitioner and God. Loas are necessary, because Bondye doesn't intercede in human affairs. Practitioners build relationships with the loa via offerings given to these spirits, the creation of personal altars and devotional objects, and participation in ceremonies of music and dance, which welcome spirit possession. You can compare Loas to God's angels or saints if you are a Christian or are informed with how Christianity works. Voodoo priests known as Houngans and priestesses called Mambos.

Obeah is a type of Voodoo associated with both benign and malignant magic, charms, luck, and with mysticism. In some Caribbean nations, Obeah refers to folk religions of Africa. To some extent, elements of these folk religions survived by masking itself with Christian symbolism and practice introduced by European colonials and slave owners. Casual observation may conclude that Christian symbolism is incorporated into Obeah worship, but can represent clandestine worship and religious protest. During slavery, Obeah was directed against the European slave masters.

After the Haitian Revolution many Haitians fled as refugees to New Orleans. Free and enslaved Haitians who moved to New Orleans brought their religious beliefs with them and reinvigorated the Voodoo practices that were already present in the city. Eventually, Voodoo in New Orleans became hidden and the magical components were left present in the public sphere. This led to what is called "Hoodoo" in parts of the Southern United States.


Hoodoo is accessible to people from any faith and grants access to supernatural forces to improve people's circumstances. Hoodoo helps people attain financial prosperity, love, revenge, health, and necromancy. As in many other spiritual and medical folk practices, extensive use is made of herbs, minerals, parts of animals' bodies, an individual's possessions and bodily fluids, especially menstrual blood,urine, saliva, and semen.

Like voodoo, hoodoo shows evidence of being part of beliefs in West African spirituality. Contact with ancestors or other spirits of the dead is an important practice within the conjure tradition, and the recitation of Psalms from the Bible is also considered spiritually influential in hoodoo.

Witchcraft is left over from a myriad of Pagan, Pre-Christian religions. It has nothing to do with Satanism or Devil worship. Wicca is the mostly commonly associated religion that pertains to the practice of "witchcraft" and is often referred to as "the craft". There holidays in Witchcraft, most of which have been taken over by Christianity. Many Pagan Gods have also became Christianized as saints. Wicca recognizes a God and Goddess as masters or rulers if you will over mankind and all living things, a divine masculine and feminine deity.

There is no real organized structure to Witchcraft, but many Witches agree and/or believe that magic is used in the craft. "White Witches" do not work dark or black magic due to two basic laws, which most Witches accept. The first is "An it harm none, do what thou wilt." To a Witch this means you can work magic if nobody is hurt. The second reason is that witches don’t use dark magic because of a general belief in the "threefold law", which is similar to the concept of Karma, but occurs in this lifetime. Whatever you unleash magically is said to come back on you three-fold so witches generally take care in what they cast into the world with magic.

Witchcraft respects and understands the duality of nature as it is technically a fertility religion, which is represented by the changing phases of the Moon and the seasons, Witchcraft is often mistaken and lumped in with Satanism, which is so far from true its not even funny. Witches don't even believe in the Devil. Pagans in ancient Rome often worshiped Pan, the adventurous and spirited fertility God, often depicted as a Piper. Early Christians began to depict the Devil as looking like Pan, who was a tailed, cloven-hooved being with horns, much like a goat-man.

Long ago in the dark ages when everyone was persecuted, even Christians by one another, every witch was said to have a "familiar," an animal that had been given to her by Satan. The animal was said to serve as a beloved pet companion as well as a demon. They even dressed their familiars during times when it would suit them such as in a long, cold, New England Winter.


The witch protected her "occulty" cuddle bear fiercely. The familiar such as Maleficent's Raven, stole and sometimes committed murder for its respective witch. Witch's neighbors have even said the animals talked to the witch in human language. A familiar was also recognized by always being close to the witch, usually following her wherever she went.


The ultimate in Familiars is said to be the cat. After all, they are the master species. The Egyptians said so. Cats can see in the dark, inferior humans. During the Middle Ages people senselessly slaughtered cats without reason, because they believed they were demonic.


The word poppet is an older spelling of puppet from the Middle English popet, meaning a small child or doll. In folk-magic and witchcraft, a poppet or sometimes called moppets, mommets, or pippies is a doll made to represent a person, for casting spells on that person or to assist that person with magic. These dolls may be created from roots, branches, leaves or corn husks, fruit, paper, wax, potato, clay, branches, or cloth with the intent that actions performed upon the doll will be transferred to the subject for whom the doll was created. It was from these dolls that the myth of Voodoo dolls arose. Poppets are also used as kitchen witch figures.