I've cooked more food than a mother with a family of ten and I've eaten it all.  If anything good comes out of this, I'll be a better cook, I guess. What happens when I run out of meat?  Does anyone care to donate? 

And remember, I love you, every little tender morsel.

Love,

The Wicked Witch of the East

You can watch Dahmer (2002)for free on YouTube here.

Celebrating a Full Wolf Moon With Horror

Tonight, January 23, 2016, falls the "wolf moon".  

To quite a few of the indigenous tribes of America during British Colonial occupation, referred to January's full moon as the "full wolf moon", as this type of moon tended to coincide in the sky as wolves hungrily howled outside their villages. Some people refer to January's full moon as an "old moon" or a "snow moon", but the "snow moon" is more commonly what the full moon is called in February.

In the spirit of the full wolf moon, which reminds me...

From Type O Negative's October Rust (1996)

A Wolf Moon

The 28th day

She'll be bleeding again,

And in lupine ways

We'll alleviate the pain.

Unholy water

Sanguine addiction,

Those silver bullets

A last blood benediction.

It is her moon time

When there's iron in the air,

A rusted essence

Woman may I know you're there?

Unholy water

Sanguine addiction,

Those silver bullets

A last blood benediction.

Hey wolf moon

Come cast your spell on me,

Hey wolf moon

Come cast your spell on me.

Don't spill a drop dear

Let me kiss the curse away,

Yourself in my mouth

Will you leave me with your taste?

Hey wolf moon

Come cast your spell on me,

Hey wolf moon

Come cast your spell on me.

Beware

The woods at night,

Beware

The Lunar light.

So in this gray haze

We'll be meeting again,

And on that great day

I will tease you all the same.

Unholy water

Sanguine addiction,

Those silver bullets

A last blood benediction.

Hey wolf moon

Come cast your spell on me,

Hey wolf moon

Come cast your spell on me.

Beware

The woods at night,

Beware

The Lunar light.

RIP, Peter Steele!!!

Anyway, let's watch some werewolf films online.  

I'll list some selections you can catch for free online on your phone, mobile device, laptop, or desktop computer!!!  To view these films on Popcornflix.com or Frightpix.com, click the respective links below.

The Howling III (1987)

The Howling IV (1988) 

The Howling V (1989) 

The Howling VI (1991) 

Werewolf Shadow  (1971)

Underworld (2003) - (Crackle.com) - This first installment of the war between decadent vampires and barbaric werewolves begins the saga that is Underworld.

Underworld - Revolution (2006) - (Crackle.com) - Underworld's sequel continues recounting the saga of the war between the aristocratic vampires and the barbaric Lycans (the werewolves). The film tells of the origins of the ancient feud between the vampires, the lycans and the lycan hybrid to learn the secret of the tribes' bloodlines.

You can download the free Frightpix.com app by clicking here to be directed to the Google Play Store.  With this app, you can watch unlimited hours of free horror movies that are available via Frightpix.com.

I'm pretty sure Frightpix and Popcornflix are run by the same company.  If not, they are super similar and have nearly the same catalog of horror films on both respective websites.

Popcornflix.com also has a free app you can download and watch horror movies with along with other types of movie selections, such as sci-fi, thrillers, comedy, and drama.  

Click here to download the Popcornflix.com app to watch free movies on your phone, tablet, or other mobile device on Google Play!

Crackle has an app, too, which can be downloaded via their respective app pages by clicking on these links, accordingly....

 Sony's Crackle for Android Devices

 Sony's Crackle for Apple Devices

Sony's Crackle for Windows Devices

They are all free, of course, and watching movies is free, too!

Here is a baby wolf howling all cutely...

100 Free Horror Films to Watch Online (2015 Edition)

1. 11-11-11: The Prophecy (2011)
2. A Bothered Conscience (2006)
3. Appetite (1998)
4. Backroad (2012)
5. Bacterium (2006)
6. Battle of the Undead (1993)
7. Beware! The Blob! (1972)
8. Blackwood (2001)
9. Blood Junkie (1972)
10. Blood Monkey (2008)
11. Bruce Dickinson Presents: Crowley (2009)
12. Burning Bright (2010)
13. Camp Hell (2010) 
14. Cassadaga (2013)
15. Cold Fish (2014)
16. Cottage Country (2013)
17. Crush (2008)
18. Dagon (2001) 
19. Dead Men Walk (1943)
20. Death's Door (1992)
21. Demon Summer (2003)
22. Demonic Toys (1992)
23. Devil in the Room (2013)
24. Dream Home (2010) 
25. Fanboy (2015) 
26. Father's Day (1999)
27. Find Me (2014)
28. Flesh Eating Mothers (1989)
29. Gargoyles (1972)
30. Haunting of Cellblock 11 (2014)
31. Hells Gate 11:11
32. Hobgoblins (1988)
33. Horror of the Zombies (1975)
34. House of Good and Evil (2013)
35. I Am Omega (2007) 
36. Lake Noir (2011) 
37. Legion: The Final Exorcism (2006)
38. Leprechaun (1993)
39. Leprechaun II (1994)
40. Leprechaun III (1995)
41. Leprechaun IV: In Space (1997)
42. Leprechaun V: In the Hood (2000)
43. Leprechaun Back to Tha Hood (2003)
44. Live Evil (2009) 
45. Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969)
46. Malevolence (2004)
47. Mental Scars (2014)
48. Midnight Mass (2003)
49. Monstrosity (2007)
50. Mustang Sally's Horror House (2006)
51. Night of the Demons (2010) (Remake)
52. Night Train to Terror (1985)
53. Paranormal Ghost Hauntings At The Turn Of The Century  (2014)
54. Parasite Dolls (2015)
55. Pep Squad (1995)
56. Plastic (2011)
57. Purification (2012) 
58. Red Nights (2010) 
59. Resurrection Mary (2005)
60. Savage Lagoon (1992)
61. Shallow Ground (2004)
62. Shreik of the Mutilated (1986)
63. Shrunken Heads (1994)
64. Silent Night Bloody Night: The Homecoming (2013)
65. Silent Night, Zombie Night (2011)
66. Skeleton key II (2008)
67. Slash Dance (1989)
68. Sorority babes (1991)
69. Spawn of the Slithis (1992)
70. Static (2013)
71. Ten Nights of Dreams (2006) 
72. Terror in the Midnight Sun (1959)
73. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)
74. The Abandoned (2007)
75. The Dentist II (1998)
76. The Eye (2008) 
77. The Exorcist in the 21st Century (2013)
78. The Family (2014)
79. The Final Terror (1983)
80. The Flying Serpent (1946)
81. The Head (1959)
82. The Hills Have Eyes III: Mindripper (1995)
83. The Sandman (1995)
84. The Secret (1990) 
85. The Testament of Dr. Mabuse (1933)
86. The Undying (2009)
87. The Victorville Massacre (2013)
88. Them (2007)
89. They Must Eat (2013)
90. The Return of the Swamp Thing (1982) 
91. The Sitter (2007) 
92. The Stuff (1985)
93. Tie (2013)
94. Under the Bed (2013)
95. Vampire Journals (1997)
96. Vault of Darknes (2009)
97. Werewolf's Shadow (1971) 
98. Wes Craven Presents: Mind Ripper (1995)
99. Wolf Girl (2001)
100. Zombie Night (2013)

Classic Horror Saturday

I've been watching some classic horror this week and plan to continue watching classic horror into this weekend.  It's Sleepy Hollow bleak outside and it's snowing, but it's not pretty winter snow.  It's ugly, smelly, dirty brown spring snow.  It sucks, and I want to punch it.  So, yeah, I am going to post some classic horror films that you can watch or not watch with me this weekend!

The Dungeon of Harrow (1962)

The Dungeon of Harrow (1962) by Amy Russell

The Monster Club (1981) 

Monster Club by MargaliMorwentari

Dracula (1973)

Bram Stoker's Dracula by MargaliMorwentari

Wicked Horrors' Free Horror 24 Movie List

1. Alice in Murderland (2010)  
2. A Bucket of Blood (1959)
3. Bloody Wednesday (1987)
4. Cry of the Werewolf (1944) 
5. Demons of the Mind (1971) 
6. Evil Offspring (2009)
7. Face of the Screaming Werewolf (1964)
8. Inbred Redneck Vampires (2004)
9. Jack Olantern (2004)
10. Legend of the Werewolf (1975)
11. Moon of the Wolf (1972) 
12. My Son the Vampire (1952)
13. Night of the Demon (1957)
14. Oasis of the Zombies (1982)
15. Platoon of the Dead (2009)
16. The Blancheville Monster (The Blancheville Horror) (1963)
17. The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
18. The She-Beast (1966)
19. The Zombie Planet (2004)
20. Werewolf (1956)
21. The Werewolf of Washington (1974)
22. Werewolf of London (1935)
23. Vampire Ecstasy (1974)
24. Vault of Darkness (2009)

Retro Horror Movies Wednesday

Its Wednesday.  By this point in the week, you may be bored, you may be indifferent.  Here is the cure!  I am going to post some retro gems you can watch in the embedded players below as well as links to where you can watch more retro gems for your wicked super awesome enjoyment, I guess?

I hope that was uplifting seeing as I feel like a succubus came into my bedroom last night and sucked out all my energy.  I still feel the joy of all of you reading this, you are fecking overjoyed, I know you are.  Yay!

Alice Sweet Alice (1976) by MargaliMorwentari

Scream of the Wolf (1974) by MargaliMorwentari

Isle of the Snake People 1971 by RetroVison Media

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I dreamed of animals eating each other and the the night before being naked in an egg-shaped pool in church with a glass roof and people meditating. I then realized, I was not supposed to be naked, but was supposed to wear a bathing suit in the pool and used my cell phone to call my besties to obtain a towel. I scored a brown one, but the dream was more about a quest for the brown towel and walking through a church naked, but it was a weird culty, creepy new age church. I walked through with my arm across my cans and a hand covering my vajay, which was not vajazzled in this dream, but it probably should have been! There is clearly something very wrong with me and should stop listening to Youtube relaxation meditations to go to bed and should just take Tylenol PM or something!

If anybody has any idea WTF any of this crap means, please, by all means, Facebook me or Tweet me or comment or something for the love of God!

I can assure you, Night 2 looked nothing at all like this!