Showing posts with label black pete. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black pete. Show all posts

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Belsnickel & His Wicked Horrible Christmas Whip



Belsnickel, like Krampus and Black Pete(r) is another of Santa's assistants (elves).  Unlike Elf on a Shelf, Belsnickel is entirely covered in fur and has a long demon-like tongue.  He brings children socks (stockings), candy contained within.  Kids who sucked all year get coal or switches for parental beatings instead.


Apparently in "Dutch Pennsylvania", peeps still go Belsnicking.  I don't know how true that is, though.  Feel free to chime in, residents of Sleepy Hollow and crap.  Shut up, I know that's in New York, but its wicked close to Pennsylvania.  Belsnickel became a thing in Medievel Europe in Germany, The Netherlands, and a couple other countries in that region of Europe.  Maybe if Belsnickel, Rupert, and Krampus came, kids would be better behaved in the era :)


Belsnickel comes under the cover of darkness at night.  He is absolutely haneous and sometimes dresses in drag.  He knocks on the window panes like Danny Glick and says, "Its me, Belsnickel, let me in." or ya know, he knocks on the door like normal people.  He, of course, has snacks, but he's got a nice thick switch to beat your kids with if they haven't been on their best behavior, of course.

He throws all the snacks on the floor and kids would be wicked excited and scramble for their treats.  They would get their asses beat while they struggled to get as much candy as possible, yay!  They wouldn't even complain.


 
If you read my previous post yesterday, (Do it now if you have not.), you'd know about Rupert, his bestie he used to travel with.  If you were particularly bad, Rupert would assist by beating you with a sack of ashes if you were bad.  We all know Krampus was worse and might stuff you in a sack and starve you so, children behave!



Saturday, December 6, 2014

Knecht Ruprecht - Santa's Little Helper

Santa's helpers have not always been nice, kind, or cute. In Europe, Santa's elves were said to travel with him when he was delivering presents, carrying a switch with which to beat nasty, ill-behaved children as well as a sack to remove the worst children. This year, we are going to be discussing Knecht Ruprecht (Servent Ruprecht). In English, he's Rupert, Saint Rupert.

Rupert is said to be an orphan, who Saint Nick (Santa) took under his wing as his servant or assistant to help him in the Christmas festivities, but he got to do the crap job. In stories of old, Knecht Ruprecht prays with the children and if they refuse, he beats the little brats with his bag of ashes. If they comply, they get snacks.


In modern times, Rupert gives the little brats crappy gifts like coal. Sometimes in stories of old he will leave a switch in your shoes so your parents can beat the crap out of you with it. I'm glad I'm not a kid in Germany. I would have gotten a hickory switch every year!  He's sort of like the dirty white version of Black Peter (Black Pete).