Friday, April 3, 2015

Easter Horror & The Bloody Red Moon Eclipse

Tonight, look for the bloody red moon subsequent to this morning's full eclipse that occurred this morning before all you mo fos were even awake.  I know I wasn't up, and I missed it, regrettably, but sleep was a better option on a Saturday morning. 

The Blood Moon Prophecy is a part of some Christian thought schools that states that an ongoing series of four consecutive lunar eclipses—coinciding on Jewish Holidays—with six full moons in between, and no intervening partial lunar eclipses, which began with the April 2014 lunar eclipse is a sign of the end days depicted in the Bible in Acts 2:20 and Revelation 6:12.

Anyway, after that horribly ominous news, I want to share some Easter weekend horror selections before I go off to enjoy a non-home cooked dinner at a restaurant with the rest of the pastel Addams Family.  It's like Lily in a family of cousin Marilyns.  Wait, I think my brother is some type of horrific beast, though.

You can watch Easter Bunny, Kill Kill on for free this Easter, you horror nuts!

One the eve before Easter Sunday, this loser Remington wears an Easter Bunny mask while committing an armed robbery on a convenience store, which results in the clerk being shot in the face.  Remington charms his way into the life of Mindy Peters, a widowed nurse who lives with her disabled son, Nicholas, who Remington torments when Mindy isn't present.  While putting out the trash, Nicholas befriends a disfigured lurker who gives him a rabbit that he tells the boy is the Easter Bunny.  Nicholas keeps the pet in secret, but Remington threatens to kill the bunny if Nicholas reports his misdeeds against the boy to Mindy.

Atrocious (2010) - This is the tale of two siblings spending Easter weekend at their family's country house, where one of the siblings, the brother, embarks upon an investigation of a local urban legend surrounding the ghost of a missing girl, Melinda.